He was sleeping with a couple other women
and she didn't like his dirty cheating games;
he was working later hours
and was sending someone flowers
and the bed had a collection of suspicious stains.Well, she caught him when he thought that she had gone to town;
he was gonna' kick her teeth in but his pants fell down.
Then she pulled out a pistol
but she gave him a head start --and they lived happily ever after
very far apart!
Daniel M. Dobkin